I haven’t given any updates on my cat lately. Here you go.
Hello Mini, I thank you for laying down on my unmentionables. Surly they would’ve floated away otherwise.
Ah, no problem Faddah Bruddah. (She has an accent like she’s a he from Boston) They’re more comfortable than you would think.
I know what else would be comfortable……
You remember that very nice bed I bought for you a few months ago?
Sure I do Faddah Bruddah. It’s in the corner. Nobody puts Mini in the corner.
I can move it for you, if you want…..
That’s okay, Faddah Bruddah. This will suit me just fine. Now go away so I can take my seven hour nap.
I really think you should reconsider….
I said go! Before I rip your face off!
Okay, okay. Goodnight, I mean err, good day.
(I’ve explained this once, but I’ll do it again, just…
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