brother

How To Prepare For A Nice Vacation to the Middle East

First things first, you have to consult with the big man himself…

I can't give you that for Christmas!
I can’t give you THAT for Christmas!

Not to be out done, the big brother has to make sure he’s taken care of also…

So...what are you doing to my leg?
So…what are you doing to my leg?

With all the important stuff out-of-the-way, it’s now time for the going away party…

BroJo sometimes wheres his PJ's out and about.
BroJo sometimes wears his PJ’s out and about.

This is what happens when three skinny guys try to give each other a hug…

Which arm is my arm?
Which arm is my arm?

And sometimes you have to really get dressed up for the party…

Yeah...I'll take my beer in a bottle, instead of a can this time.
Yeah…I’ll take my beer in a bottle…instead of a can this time.

Before you leave, you have to make sure you find a baby…and scare the ever-living fudge out of it…

What you looking at fool?
What you looking at fool?

Now it’s time to be on your way, but don’t forget your car clicker thingy…cause you might get your vehicles mixed up…

Where did we park again?
Where did we park again?

It’s also important to dress for the occasion. If it’s nice out…just the bare minimum…

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

If it gets too cold? All you have to do, is remember to bring your momma’s winter coat…

Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?

Alright, let’s see where we’re going to be staying for our vacation preparations. Cool…I call bottom bunk ~ said EVERYBODY!

Do you have it in something other than green?
Do you have it in something other than green?

Now that you have your bedroom figured out, let’s check out the office. Most people pull up a chair…and others…they just Got. To. Own. It…

Look what I can do!
Look what I can do!

You got your office picked out? Okay…let’s get you a car…

Oh...you think it's big? Check it out when I stand next to this midget!
Oh…you think it’s big? Check it out when I stand next to this midget!

After a while it’s time to decorate. What better way to do so than to fly your favorite flag.

I once caught a flag...this big!
I once caught a flag…this big!

Of course…it is possible to work too hard. When this happens you start to become delusional…and you root for the other side of the state.

Go Cards! Oops, I guess not. Go Royals!
Go Cards! Oops, I guess not. Go Royals!

Finally getting your head on straight…you now sit back and wait for your free stuff to arrive…

Yeah...I got this...send me more...please.
Yeah…I got this…send me more…please.

After you collect enough free stuff, it’s time to go…

Scuse me, pardon me, scuse me
Scuse me, pardon me, scuse me

And always remember…

What do you mean...you people?
What do you mean…you people?

Have fun…and be safe! There are more post to come. Bigger and better post, for sure.

Click on any of the pictures to enlarge them.

13 thoughts on “How To Prepare For A Nice Vacation to the Middle East

  1. This is the most awesome post ever. And I’m laughing my head off that you’ve watched That Dana Carvey movie which my kids tortured me with for a whole summer

  2. Um…yeah…best movie ever! Isn’t it the one where the bad guy gets to laughing a little too much and then….farts? Maybe I’m getting it mixed up with Sky High? Thanks!

You Know You Want to Say Something...

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s