GW: Two words: Brown Coat
BroJo: My motto for 2013 is “Mormons Be Pimpin’ Too”. What do you think?
GW: Do I get neon lights for the bottom of my van? If so, then I’m all for it.
BroJo: So, you’re officially a WordPress blogger (in lieu of that weirdo site Blogspot) how do you feel about it?
GW: I was still a worried that I’d made the wrong decision, but one of my Blogspot friends commented on my WordPress site today so I’m happy now.
BroJo: How many loaves of bread can you make out of a 55 gallon drum of flour?
GW: The universal answer to all questions is 42. Actually, it takes about 1 pound of flour to make a loaf of bread. I can fit 25 pounds of flour in a 5 gallon bucket, so 55 divided by 5 is 11, and 11 times 25 is 275 pounds of flour so I can make 275 loaves of bread out of a 55 gallon drum of flour. My family of 8 eats 4 loaves of bread a week so a 55 gallon drum would hold a year’s worth of bread for us with a little left over for birthday cakes and Saturday morning waffles.
BroJo: Are there any Mary Kay products that you think I should be using?
GW: The sunless tanning lotion would compliment your pink mustache perfectly.
BroJo: Speaking of Mary Kay, I hear all of their consultants wear Pink Velour Tracksuits. When was the last time you broke yours out?
GW: You’re just jealous that I have one and you don’t.
BroJo: You claim to love comments…but you are also, self admittedly, bad at returning comments. What say you?
GW: I’m now the comment master, thanks to that little quote bubble on my WordPress tool bar. Soon I will be the dark queen and all Pressers will tremble before me.
BroJo: I’m an equal opportunity geek/nerd, so I like both, but….Star Wars or Star Trek.
GW: For watching: Star Trek, For quoting: Star Wars, For watching and quoting: The Princess Bride
BroJo: Who’s better at playing games, board, card, trivia, video…etc. You or the DH? (Which stands for Dear Husband) (The first time I saw the term DH I thought What kind of baseball game they got going on over there?)
GW: Oh, It’s better than baseball…wait, um I got distracted…better at playing games? Funny you should ask, I decided DH was a keeper the night we played Jeopardy, it was a close game. He might even have won. These days, I think I am a more well-rounded player of all kinds of games, but he has me licked at chess type games & trivia.
BroJo: What is your favorite meal…that you don’t have to prepare yourself?
GW: Chinese, especially Mongolian BBQ
BroJo: Do you ever think I’ll ever remember to loan you the movie Pitch Perfect?
GW: I figure the answer to that is to invite you for dinner.
BroJo: So, which TV show is better Cake Boss, Cupcake Wars or Hear Comes Honey Boo Boo?
GW: I’ve only seen Cupcake Wars of the 3, but in any case the answer is Project Runway.
BroJo: What’s your favorite sports? I don’t even know what to ask….teams? Trampoline? Gardening?
GW: I do love to watch the Olympics. I always root for Lithuania and Japan.
BroJo: Alright the question that will end the great debate….whilst eating a hamburger, with cheese, does said cheese go on the bottom or on the top?
GW: mmmm….cheese…do we really have to fight about such a wonderful thing? I’m a traditionalist, so I put my cheese on the top, but I allow all men the same privilege to place their cheese how, where, or which they may.
GW: Maybe the “L” got lost while he was in exile. I’ll vote Wil Wheaton, but in 5 minutes I might change my mind. Jon is so good in that movie “Just Like Heaven” …waffling…nah, Wil Wheaton is more fun. Besides, sometimes he collates paper.
GW: Iago’s Ghost (He made me type that.)
Well, there you go. I think we all learned something here – but what I’m really wondering is….where is your Towel? And did you notice that the link on here “Husband” is the same as the one directly above us, for Iago’s Ghost? Yep, that’s because it’s the same person. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons! Glow Worm is where it’s at.
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