For this week’s “Whatever Wednesday” I’ve decided to air out a few of my grievances. (Right now I only have two…so maybe I should have said “couple”, but we’ll see.) For the first one I’ll keep it short and sweet.
Why do we need to shorten everything? Do you know what YOLO means? You. Only. Live. Once. I don’t like this. I don’t like this one bit. Don’t get me wrong, I like the idea behind it, but why can’t we just say…you only live once. Are we really saving time here? It reminds me of another acronym that is wrong….BOGO. Buy. One. Get. One. I don’t like this one because IT’S NOT TRUE. This is mostly used for shoes (I think) for a promotion that is for Buy One Pair and Get One Pair….wait for it….HALF OFF!! The acronym should read BOGO HO, but we’re not supposed to talk to ladies that way, are we? (Guys buy shoes too, and equally don’t like being called HO’s…just to clear things up.) Now…
What’s Up With These Disney Kids?
It all started way-back-when with Annette Funicello. I’m sure she grew up okay, and stayed out of trouble….but….she did get made fun of on Full House, by either Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen. They called her Annette Funny Jello. There’s no coming back from that. Then the 90’s came along. I wonder if we’ll see any patterns here?
Christina Aguilera – Diva much?
Ryan Gosling – I got nothing bad to say. Maybe too handsome.
Keri Russell – She did okay. She was pretty BA in Mission Impossible: III
Britney Spears – Five minute wedding to weirdo, shaved head, paparazzi pictures.
Justin Timberlake – Super talented musician, actor, producer….married to Jessica Biel.
Now, onto the more current years.
Miley Cyrus – I’m not sure if I need to add anything here.
Ashley Tisdale – Nose job!!
Demi Lovato – That whole thing about that stuff.
Zac Efron – No complaints here.
Corbin Bleu – I here he’s kind of a sissy.
Lucas Grabeel – He’s from Springfield, MO….so that makes him alright.
Shia LaBeouf – I really like him…but he doesn’t not have problems.
I think this list is ample enough for you to draw your own conclusions. Who are your kids looking up to nowadays? Someone from the list? Someone else?