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What Do The Readers Want?

I’m not sure if there is an answer to this question. But we can give it a try anyway, can’t we? I’ve always heard you’re not supposed to answer a question with a question. I think it’s time to throw that one out the window.

Do they want more cat post? Do they need to know that I think she has a bathing problem? I mean, how many hairballs is she going to have before she understands why, and where they come from? Not to mention how incredibly loud she is when she’s doing this. Do they want to hear more about this?

Do they want to hear about all the celebrity look-a-likes in our small little town? Do they need to know that the drive thru girl at Taco Bell looks like Jennifer Lawrence? Or that I once saw an Elvis Presley impersonator at the Taco Palace, across from Taco Bell? Which one of these is a cooler story? Taco Palace had larger portions, but Taco Bell has The Hunger Games.

Do they want to hear more on my musical taste? That I once loathed Jon Bon Jovi, and in fact thought he was giving my name, a bad name? Should I tell them that I saw him in Cry_Wolf, and found out that he wasn’t the bad guy? I totally thought he was going to be the bad guy. Did you know he’s from New Jersey? Back before GTL? If you know what that means you watch way too much MTV.

How about I just tell them about my day? About how I woke up and rode into work, as usual? About how I read blogs and Facebook post on my break times? About eating tacos for lunch? (How else do you think I managed to meet Katniss?) About how I visited Faddah after work? About going to the meeting tonight, and eating free dinner? About getting a phone call, inviting me over for yet another free dinner? (Score! Boom goes the what?) About watching The Avengers as I type this? What? That would be way too boring. Good thing tomorrow is Friday. Maybe the daily news will be better. If that’s what they want to hear about anyway?

I don’t think it matters. When you have as good of readers as I have, I know they will enjoy whatever it is I have to say. But I still wonder, what do you want to hear about? Not that I’ll comply, but it’s still interesting to see what people think, every once in a while. I wonder, has there been a post you think I could expound on? Is there something I’ve left out that you would like to know?

I’m ready for my close up.

Do they know I have a Facebook Page? Hmm, if not, here it is. They should check it out.

9 thoughts on “What Do The Readers Want?

  1. I enjoy reading about whatever you like writing about. I do have to agree with you about the whole cat bathing thing though! It’s incredibly loud & I can’t stand that sound. And why do they feel the need to bathe right beside you, like there’s no other spit in the house? Personally I don’t like an audience šŸ™‚

  2. Well, you know I enjoy reading about all things Mini. One of the Weeblettes, Jellybean, is a rampant bather too. She horks up hairballs on a regular basis too. I don’t think she’s figured out the connection yet.

  3. i’m with ‘mooselicker’ and oddly, i don’t think it’s the first time i’ve ever said that. i have, after all, gigged in alaska. anyhoo, the varied things that i’ve read so far, i’ve enjoyed… xo, sm

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