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Another Hunderd Question Thing

With a hundred days left in the year I’ve decided to try out one of these question/answer thingys.

  1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Why would he be here? Shiny new dime to who can tell me what book.
  2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The back of the futon.
  3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Looking for a survey to take. I lead a very exciting life.
  4. What is the last thing you watched on TV? X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Did you know he’s Canadian?
  5. Without looking, guess what time it is. Yeah right. 8:47 p.m. If you didn’t look there’s something wrong with you.
  6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8: 48 p.m. I didn’t type that last answer very fast.
  7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The movie is still on. And the A.C. And the Microwave timer. And the fat cat is breathing. And it makes noise when I type. Also my 5:00 o’clock shadow when I scratch my face.
  8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I left to go to a wedding at 1:40 p.m. Nice wedding.
  9. Did you dream last night? I’m sure I did, but I don’t remember.
  10. Do you remember your dreams? I guess I just answered that one. Sometimes.
  11. When did you last laugh? A few hours ago someone commented on my Conversation With Myself post that was funny.
  12. Do you remember why / at what? Am I supposed to read ahead? This is getting a little ridiculous. Maybe my answers aren’t inadequate enough.
  13. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Architectural and Church photos.
  14. Seen anything weird lately? I went to Wal-Mart today. Nuff said.
  15. What do you think of this quiz? It’s possibly the only thing I’ll ever regret in my life.
  16. What is the last film you saw? Are you kidding me? Wolverine anyone?
  17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? I kinda like it here, but I also like New Braunfels, Texas.
  18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? The new Mitch Albom book. That little thing is kind of expensive.
  19. Tell me something about you that most people don’t know. I’ve recently watched the Wolverine movie.
  20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? No more addictions.
  21. Do you like to dance? Not even close.
  22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Sure. I hear there’s better health care.
  23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? HA HA! FAT JOURNAL AS PRANCING.
  24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? EQ President
  25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Automatic updates.
  26. Last time you swam in a pool? I can’t remember. I went to a pool party on July 4th. Pretty sure I didn’t get in though.
  27. Type of music you like most? I’m a little bit Rock ‘n Roll.
  28. Type of music you dislike most? Hopefully she’s not a little bit Country.
  29. Are you listening to music right now? Does the score for Wolverine count?
  30. What color is your bedroom carpet? Gray and blue, typical apartment carpet.
  31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Self cleaning everything.
  32. What was the last thing you bought? Hair goop, from Wal-Mart. And a movie. I can’t remember which one though….
  33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? No sir. I prefer four wheels.
  34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? If this is an either or question it’s not a very good one. Neither. Planes are made to fly in, and bungees are for holding things down.
  35. Do you have a garden? Nope. I live in an upstairs apartment.
  36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Not really. Unless you’re talking about my personal national anthem, then the answer is still no.
  37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? I wonder how many views I’ve gotten so far.
  38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? George Lucas. What’s up with Jar-Jar? What was it like working with Greg Proops?
  39. Who sent the last text message you received? A friend named Miss K.
  40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Barnes and Noble. It’s better than Toy’s R Us.
  41. What time is bed time? When I fall asleep. I’m an adult.
  42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Only once, and I lost to Honey Boo Boo Child.
  43. How many tattoos do you have? Four. Each arm and each calf.
  44. If you don’t have any, have you ever thought of getting one? No more for me.
  45. What did you do for your last birthday? Kind of a sore subject for me. I turned 30 and not much happened.
  46. Do you carry a donor card? Uh – I’m classified as a donor on my driver’s license. Does that count?
  47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with? A new friend of mine from Joplin. M.
  48. Is the glass half empty or half full? All that matters is I have a glass to drink out of.
  49. What’s the farthest-away place you’ve been? From where? I’ve visited Seattle many times. Went to Miami once. That’s about the same distance from Missouri, I guess.
  50. When’s the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Probably happened last Thursday.
  51. Have you ever won a trophy? Are you serious? You’re looking at the 2010 Monett Jaycee of the Year. Among many others.
  52. Are you a good cook? I do very well (but don’t tell anyone).
  53. Do you know how to pump your own gas? What kind of a question is this?
  54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
  55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? Nope. Except for Halloween.
  56. Do you touch-type? What does this even mean?
  57. What’s under your bed? Monsters. They like to eat dust bunnies.
  58. Do you believe in love at first sight? I’m not sure. Probably not.
  59. Think fast, what do you like right now? Apple Pie. (I just actually made one. All from scratch. Except for the filling, and the crust of course.) Well, filling was homemade, just not in my home.
  60. Where were you on Valentine’s day? Don’t remember. That was seven months ago.
  61. What time do you get up? Around 5:30 each morning.
  62. What was the name of your first pet? Beauty. She was a cat. I don’t remember what she looked like.
  63. Who is the second to last person to call you? Mr. Anderson. Not Neo.
  64. Is there anything going on this weekend? Week-ends almost done. Food, mini-golf, birthday party, service project, more food, wedding, food, and tomorrow Church.
  65. How are you feeling right now? I’m feeling really good. Happy.
  66. What do you think about the most? Doing the right thing.
  67. What time do you get up in the morning? I’m not answering this again.
  68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? I wouldn’t tell most people.
  69. Who would you tell first? Brother.
  70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? The Amazing Spider-Man. Or maybe The Dark Knight Rises. Both wonderful.
  71. Do you sing in the shower? Why do you build me up, buttercup….
  72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? The Deja Vu store.
  73. What do you do most when you are bored? Surf the net, or take a nap.
  74. What do you do for a living? Hello, my name is Jon and I like to do Drawrings.
  75. Do you love your job? I like it pretty good.
  76. What did you want to be when you grew up? Responsible.
  77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? I would like to write for a living.
  78. Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg, sunny side up.
  79. How many keys on your key ring? Enough to get me in and out of places.
  80. Where would you retire to? I think St. George Utah would be nice.
  81. What kind of car do you drive? Chevy Blazer
  82. What are your best physical features? Sideburns, dimple chin, duck feet, wonderful head of hair, long eye lashes and if I wear a green shirt, super dreamy eyes. 
  83. What are your best characteristics? I don’t get so mad while answering dumb questions anymore.
  84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Europe, like the whole country.
  85. What kind of books do you like to read? I prefer the horror/sci-fi/fantasy kinds.
  86. Where would you want to retire to? Answer number 83 is about to go out the window. 
  87. What is your favorite time of the day? right around 4:00 p.m. That’s about what time I get off of work each day.
  88. Where did you grow up? Southwest Missouri.
  89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? According to Google, 1137 miles. And we all know Google maps is the best, true that, double true.
  90. What are you reading now? Nothing much. The Book of Mormon is about it.
  91. Are you a morning person or a night owl? I prefer midday.
  92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose.
  93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Yes. Why is this important?
  94. Do you have pets? I have one Seester Daughter kitty.
  95. How many rings before you answer the phone? As few as possible.
  96. What is your best childhood memory? Going to the police station with Grandpa.
  97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? Well, I’ve only ever had one. I guess for a time I was a draftsman, and now I’m a design engineer.
  98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? Not right yet.
  99. What is most important in life? Don’t worry, be happy.
  100. What Inspires You? Everyone that I meet that can do the above.

Well, there you go. One meticulous, 100 question survey answered. Have a good night.

6 thoughts on “Another Hunderd Question Thing

  1. Brother Jon,
    You are a very patient man. When it comes to these, I have none… But I have no patience when it comes to anything, really.
    Le Clown

  2. You are the best question answerer around. I laughed out loud the 4th time Wolverine came up. Also, I’m not sure I’ll be able to look at Bro Anderson with a straight face ever again.

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